Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Under many circumstances, THIS IS SO NOT TRUE! absence soooo doesnt make the heart grow fonder, unless you're siblings or its
Some Really chessy pick up lines!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
You've gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
I feel so touched that i shouted molest.
U rock so much that you fell off your chair.
My name is Eelin, You can call me tonight.
HAHAHA. How lame can this get?
OH YA, the 2 lamest teachers i have ever met.
1.Mr KeK
2. Yeo Shi Yuan.
They are so lame that they are actually funny!The jokes that they say are like =.=||| BUt still, they are damn funny.
Eelin: The paper sucks!
Mr KEK: If the paper sucks, thn i would put it on the floor.
Eelin: HUH? o.o *doesnt understand him*
Mr KeK: Than my daughter will say, " PaPa, today the floor very clean. " Than i will say, because the paper sucks.
Eelin: *Thinks for 2 sec* OHH. HAHAHAHA.
My Yeo: How are you results?
Eelin: Suck la! Wa Lao eh, life sucks uhh!
Mr Yeo: Nvm la, You can do teh black bikini thing.
Eelin: *Remembers my yeo saying tht next time i cn go to ACJC and wear my black bikini and stand at the swimming pool and say " Hi Boyys " *
Mr Yeo: Than you can stand at the pool and do this. *Sticks out chest with hands on hips*
OMG, HAHAHA, damn gay!
I miss my yuan yuan daddy! D:
Oh which reminds me agn.
Zaid: Let me give you a very good example of Irony.
Mom says to son: " you son of a bitch"
Class: *stones for 5 seconds* LAUGHS*
HAHAHA. And zaid says we're geeks! Yes, we're smart! xP
Anyway, was planning to do this quiz!
Do you wear a ring on your finger?
Hmm, yea. I dont see any wrong in it.
Where are you right now?
Home, in front of the computer, blogging. :D
What are you doing?
Smsing, Settling some ipod stuff, surfing the net, Blogging, Thinking"i havent done my homwork or studied for any tests, so i'm not a nerd!"
Is it a guy or a girl who last texted you?
Guy. (: And i owe him his laces DDDDD:
What do you want to say to the person thats on your mind right now?
Hmmm. " I still owe you your laces! D:"
Do you think rain(chang)is hot?
HU the hell is that?
Do you listen to your friend's advice when they give it to you?
hmmm....I dont get advice frm ppl, they get it from me. really.
Whats the last kind of soup you ate?
Spinach soup! WOOZ! For some reason, i really love spinach! xP
Would you ever get back with an ex?
Errr.... Never had one :D *i'm too faithful xD* And if i did, NO, i dun believe in those on off relationships, coz misunderstandings aren't excuses to get back. It just means you dunno one another well enough, thus, the misunderstanding!
Currently have a sunburn?
No! BUt i have this freaking tan line on my back because of netball D:
Could you eat nothing but grilled cheese for a week straight?
NO! Thats like freaking fattening! DO you the amt of oil and calories in chesse! *but i love cheese! xP*
Who's the last person you hung out with?
Rachel Chan! And we cried tgt, we cried our eyes out cn! Ltr i show u a picture or the sfter effects of crying xD
Have your parents told you that you cannot hang out with a certain person?
Nope. But they told me i cnt have a boyfriend until i graduate. omg, i'll turn into a lao wu po by then O.O
Would you rather shave your head or dye your hair bright orange?
HAHAHA. Omg, when i saw this question, i laughed. errr..... Bright orange? Tats a ncie colour for me!
Could you last an hour without talking?
Yes! During like math exam or smth, i tried hard not to talk, and i won the achievement award for "the person hu tried the hardest not to talk" :D
When is the next time you'll talk to the person you like or love?
Hmmm. Probably like a second later? Coz if i didnt like the person, why would i talk to him/her?
What are you listening to right now?
Gavin Degraw! Cheated on me!
Have you ever thought of getting your nose pierced ?
Yuck. hell no.
Have any interesting conversations lately?
VERY, like i love to talk la!
Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
Never tried. Damn sad right, i wonder wht tht feels like.
Has anyone hurt you or betrayed you recently?
Hmm... I wont answer this question. Coz even if you did, i wouldnt have told ya, coz i would have told ya xD
Do you enjoy life?
When i'm not thinking, i do enjoy it.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with B?
Errr. This is a really random question, but YES.
What do you do on the weekends?
Tuition, homework and sleeping!
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad. He's in china on a holioday! ANd there's no one to fetch me from school D:
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My parents! I've gotta take the advantage of the fact that my parents arent at home right! The television, late nights, long hours on teh computer, slacking...shhhhh.
Have you held hands with anybody in the past two weeks?
YA. wl damn dumb, for like truth or dare. ANd i dont think its counted as holding hands. But for wht its worth, laura kissed larry. HAHA
Do you like to cuddle?
Yea, especially with oreo...sigh*
What are your plans for the next weekend?
Study? tuition.
What color shirt are you wearing?
My blue checkered pyjamas! With hello kitty on it. HAHAHA
Have you spoken to your mother today?
nah. they didnt call today D:
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Few hours ago, she went out :D
Do you have any tattoo/ piercings?
Of course, i wan another 2 ear piercings! Thn cn wear those twinning ear rings!
How's your heart lately?
A mix of emotions. I dun really know how to express myself lately.
CCC! This is the only photo i have of you not half naked or in ur boxes or smth xP *see, i'm so nice!*
HAHA, done with this post! Off to, idk... Havent made plans yet. But probably to watch tv! :D
Bye people.
xoxo.SUGAR
(edit)
Oh, i just remembered a joke Keith-fie told larry.
Keith: There were three guys, all three of them wanted to enter the geuniess world record and so the first man went into the room and applied for the Longest nose in the world. When he came out, teh first man said " YES! I got it!"
Thn the 2nd man went in to apply for the tallest man. Whne he came out, he said" YES! I got in!"
Thn the 3rd man went in to apply for the SHORTEST DICK in the world. ANd when he came out, he shouted " SHIT! Who is LARRY?!!"
HAHAHAHA. okay, this is so sick! (/edit)
sometimes i wish really really hard...
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'walk with me?
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Situation:
You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there...
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)
Closed
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
I keep things to myself, and i think this is true :D Why must i tell everyone how i feel? NO one else needs to care (:
(2) You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
Rectangle
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
HAHA. Maybe...
(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)
I chose 3/4.
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
My life is 3/4 fufilled? xD
(4)And what is the vase made of? (Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)
Porcelain
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
Yes, i'm fragile, so treat me with care (:
(5) You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
8
6 to 9 - high sex drive
WTH?!
(6) Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
7
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
maybe.
(7)You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)
New
New - your last relationship is good and it’s still fresh in your heart.
Teehee. as if. (:
(8)You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)
Yes.
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
Its called socialising! Unlike everyone else, i'm an extrovert xD
(9) Next to the murky pool... there’s another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)
No.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.
Isnt this contradicting to the previous question? And anways, i chose to pick up the jewls not because of the value, because i imagined them to be really beautiful. Like saphire.
(10) Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.
What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)
Medium
medium - average ego
:D I've got a medium ego :D
(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
Wooden
cardboard/paper/wooden - humble personality
And i'm humble! :D
(12) There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, What is the bridge made of? (metal/wooden/rattan)
Wooden
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
I agree. The only people i ahve a stronger bond wiht is Blos, Joey and Jia Qi. Sigh*
(13) Across the bridge, there is a horse. What is the colour of the horse? (white/grey/brown/black)
White. I love white horses for some reason.
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
I love white horses! He shall be pure (: Thn corrupted by me xD
(14)What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
Still And Quiet.
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
He is humble! What a nice character! x33
(15)
OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
I choose To run to the horse,ride on it and gallop away :D
horse - your partner
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
See! I LOVE HIM that much :D HAHAHA, i'm gonna be like totally faithful. The jewel question is no accurate!
Here are the interpretations:
(1) The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
I keep things to myself, and i think this is true :D Why must i tell everyone how i feel? NO one else needs to care (:
(2)The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.
(3) Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
(5)
Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can’t live without sex...
(6)Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it’s still fresh in your heart.
(8) The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.
(9) The money from the clear water pool:
YES - when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining)
cardboard/paper/wooden - humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn’t seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
（15）This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
Off i go to slp, i feel like i'm gonna fall asleep in fornt of the comp.
Cycled more thn 8km with jia qi today (: and we cnt join the tryathalon coz the registration closed ytd, nd we only found out today. Ah well, there's always next yr. (:
xoxo.SUGAR
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