Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Under many circumstances, THIS IS SO NOT TRUE! absence soooo doesnt make the heart grow fonder, unless you're siblings or its ur dog or smth. If not, its invalid! HAHA. that was so random!

Some Really chessy pick up lines!

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

You've gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. 

I feel so touched that i shouted molest.

U rock so much that you fell off your chair.

My name is Eelin, You can call me tonight.

HAHAHA. How lame can this get?

OH YA, the 2 lamest teachers i have ever met.

1.Mr KeK

2. Yeo Shi Yuan. 

They are so lame that they are actually funny!The jokes that they say are like =.=||| BUt still, they are damn funny.

Eelin: The paper sucks!

Mr KEK: If the paper sucks, thn i would put it on the floor.

Eelin: HUH? o.o *doesnt understand him*

Mr KeK: Than my daughter will say, " PaPa, today the floor very clean. " Than i will say, because the paper sucks.

Eelin: *Thinks for 2 sec* OHH. HAHAHAHA.

My Yeo: How are you results?

Eelin: Suck la! Wa Lao eh, life sucks uhh!

Mr Yeo: Nvm la, You can do teh black bikini thing.

Eelin: *Remembers my yeo saying tht next time i cn go to ACJC and wear my black bikini and stand at the swimming pool and say " Hi Boyys " *

Mr Yeo: Than you can stand at the pool and do this. *Sticks out chest with hands on hips*

OMG, HAHAHA, damn gay!

I miss my yuan yuan daddy! D:

Oh which reminds me agn.

Zaid: Let me give you a very good example of Irony. 

        Mom says to son: " you son of a bitch"

Class: *stones for 5 seconds* LAUGHS*

HAHAHA. And zaid says we're geeks! Yes, we're smart! xP

Anyway, was planning to do this quiz!

Do you wear a ring on your finger?

Hmm, yea. I dont see any wrong in it.

Where are you right now?
Home, in front of the computer, blogging. :D

What are you doing?
Smsing, Settling some ipod stuff, surfing the net, Blogging, Thinking"i havent done my homwork or studied for any tests, so i'm not a nerd!"

Is it a guy or a girl who last texted you?
Guy. (: And i owe him his laces DDDDD:

What do you want to say to the person thats on your mind right now?
Hmmm. " I still owe you your laces! D:"

Do you think rain(chang)is hot?
HU the hell is that?

Do you listen to your friend's advice when they give it to you?
hmmm....I dont get advice frm ppl, they get it from me. really.

Whats the last kind of soup you ate?
Spinach soup! WOOZ! For some reason, i really love spinach! xP

Would you ever get back with an ex?
Errr.... Never had one :D *i'm too faithful xD* And if i did, NO, i dun believe in those on off relationships, coz misunderstandings aren't excuses to get back. It just means you dunno one another well enough, thus, the misunderstanding!  

Currently have a sunburn?
No! BUt i have this freaking tan line on my back because of netball D:

Could you eat nothing but grilled cheese for a week straight?
NO! Thats like freaking fattening! DO you the amt of oil and calories in chesse! *but i love cheese! xP*

Who's the last person you hung out with?
Rachel Chan! And we cried tgt, we cried our eyes out cn! Ltr i show u a picture or the sfter effects of crying xD

Have your parents told you that you cannot hang out with a certain person?
Nope. But they told me i cnt have a boyfriend until i graduate. omg, i'll turn into a lao wu po by then O.O

Would you rather shave your head or dye your hair bright orange?
HAHAHA. Omg, when i saw this question, i laughed. errr..... Bright orange? Tats a ncie colour for me!

Could you last an hour without talking?
Yes! During like math exam or smth, i tried hard not to talk, and i won the achievement award for "the person hu tried the hardest not to talk" :D

When is the next time you'll talk to the person you like or love?
Hmmm. Probably like a second later? Coz if i didnt like the person, why would i talk to him/her?

What are you listening to right now?
Gavin Degraw! Cheated on me!

Have you ever thought of getting your nose pierced ?
Yuck. hell no.

Have any interesting conversations lately?
VERY, like i love to talk la!

Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
Never tried. Damn sad right, i wonder wht tht feels like.

Has anyone hurt you or betrayed you recently?
Hmm... I wont answer this question. Coz even if you did, i wouldnt have told ya, coz i would have told ya xD

Do you enjoy life?
When i'm not thinking, i do enjoy it.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with B?
Errr. This is a really random question, but YES.

What do you do on the weekends?
Tuition, homework and sleeping!

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad. He's in china on a holioday! ANd there's no one to fetch me from school D:

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My parents! I've gotta take the advantage of the fact that my parents arent at home right! The television, late nights, long hours on teh computer, slacking...shhhhh. 

Have you held hands with anybody in the past two weeks?
YA. wl damn dumb, for like truth or dare. ANd i dont think its counted as holding hands. But for wht its worth, laura kissed larry. HAHA

Do you like to cuddle?
Yea, especially with oreo...sigh*

What are your plans for the next weekend?
Study? tuition.

What color shirt are you wearing?
My blue checkered pyjamas! With hello kitty on it. HAHAHA

Have you spoken to your mother today?
nah. they didnt call today D:

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Few hours ago, she went out :D

Do you have any tattoo/ piercings?
Of course, i wan another 2 ear piercings! Thn cn wear those twinning ear rings! 

How's your heart lately?
A mix of emotions. I dun really know how to express myself lately.

CCC! This is the only photo i have of you not half naked or in ur boxes or smth xP *see, i'm so nice!*

HAHA, done with this post! Off to, idk... Havent made plans yet. But probably to watch tv! :D

Bye people.

xoxo.SUGAR

(edit)

Oh, i just remembered a joke Keith-fie told larry.

Keith: There were three guys, all three of them wanted to enter the geuniess world record and so the first man went into the room and applied for the Longest nose in the world. When he came out, teh first man said " YES! I got it!"

Thn the 2nd man went in to apply for the tallest man. Whne he came out, he said" YES! I got in!"

Thn the 3rd man went in to apply for the SHORTEST DICK in the world. ANd when he came out, he shouted " SHIT! Who is LARRY?!!"

HAHAHAHA. okay, this is so sick! (/edit) 

sometimes i wish really really hard...

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